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我不明白 这太不可思议了 I don't know. It's just so weird.
好吧 他到底说了什么 Okay, well, what did he say, exactly?
他说他要和我谈谈 He said he needed to talk to me.
- 是要还是想 - 这有什么差别吗 - Needed or wanted? - What's the difference?
- 能证明紧迫程度 - 他说要谈谈 - Urgency. - He said needed.
- 那就是很着急 - 我知道 - Ugh, that's urgent. - I know.
他让你染上了超级淋病 He gave you super gonorrhea.
闭嘴 Shut up!
他什么时候告诉你这些的 When did he tell you this?
- 他一出门的时候 - 我的天啊 - As soon as he walked through the door. - Oh, my God.
真是混蛋 你想去吗 What an asshole. Do you wanna go?
想 也不想 我不想知道是什么事 Yes, and no. I don't want to know what it is.
- 天哪 你得弄清楚 - 你必须得弄清楚 - Oh, my God. You've got to find out. - You've got to know.
- 我们去付钱吧 - 抱歉 - Let's get the check. - Sorry, uh...
抱歉 让你们久等了 Sorry it took me so long.
这太奇怪了 他们有这样一个厕所 It's so weird. They have one of those toilets
大的像是给你屁股准备的按摩浴缸 that's like a jacuzzi for your butt.
日本文化真是太有趣了 不是吗 Well, Japanese culture is so interesting, is it not?
就像是 我迫不及待要去东京 Like, ugh, I can't wait to go to Tokyo.
打扰一下 Excuse me?
嘿 你还在短租北部乡村的房子 对吗 Hey, you're still airbnb-ing the house upstate, right?
- 不 没有 - 他没告诉你吗 - Good God, no! - He didn't tell you?
- 没有 - 天啊 真是个噩梦 - No. - Oh, my God, it was a nightmare!
这位可爱的女士 她租了一个周末 还带着狗 This sweet lady, she rents it for the weekend and she brings her dog.
我不介意宠物 不管怎么说没什么大事 I'm cool with pets. Whatever, it's fine.
直到她决定想要友善待人 Until she decides that she wants to be nice
自己把房子打扫干净 and clean it herself.
这一点都不好笑 It is so not funny.
好吧 是这样的 亚当有一个机器人吸尘器 Okay, so, Adam's got one of those robot vacuums.
- 一个智能扫地机器人 -一个智能扫地机器人 没错 - A Roomba. - A Roomba, yeah.
没错 智能扫地机器人 Yeah, Roombas.
她开着智能扫地机器人 离开了房子 She turns the Roomba on, she leaves the house,
狗跳进了垃圾箱里 and the dog gets into the trash
吃了一些让它腹泻的东西 and eats something that gives him diarrhea.
然后这个智能扫地机器人就把屎扫得到处都是 And the Roomba spread shit everywhere.
她离开了八个小时 但最后花了两个星期才打扫干净 She was gone for eight hours. It took two weeks to clean it up.
- 不 不 宝贝 这简直... - 是的 - No, no, honey, that is like... - Yes.
是我这一整周听到的最糟糕的事 ...the worst thing I've heard all week.
你有很多房子 You have a lot of property.
是你和前任的共同财产 对吗 And you own it with your ex, right?
不 事实上我妈妈死后我就继承了这些房子 Well, no, I actually got it when my mom died.
我想这应该是我的个人财产 It was always just mine, I guess.
房子真多 So much property.
顺便说一句 这些房子真的很可爱 特别迷人 And it's so cute, by the way. It's so charming.
- 是跟我闹别扭时候用的吗 - 不 - It's a safety net house. - No.
- 你得卖掉它 - 在准备了 - You have to sell it. - Trying to.
- 不管怎样 - 这么多房子 - Anyway... - So much property.
要来点甜点吗 Can I interest you in dessert?
不用 No.
谢谢 结账吧 Thank you, just the check.
我不想打扰你的 但我对你的网站很着迷 I don't mean to bother you, but I'm obsessed with your website.
谢谢你 谢谢 Oh, thank you. Thanks.
别这样 这是我们周年纪念日的晚餐 Oh, stop. This is our anniversary dinner,
所以我和马克林想请你 so Marklin and I would like to treat you.
- 你不需要这样的 - 是的 - You don't have to do that. - Yes!
- 是我们邀请的你们 - 你确定 - We invited you. - You're sure?
没错 Yes.
亚当和我一会儿要出去逛逛 Adam and I are going to hang for a second and finish our fight.
- 真的吗 - 不 - Really? - No.
当然不是 我们送你们回去 Not really. We're gonna walk you guys out.
你能把这个打包带走吗 Can you wrap this up to go?
当然 Um, sure.
还有这些 Those too.
那个也是 That one too.
打电话告诉我发生了什么事 Call me and let me know what's up.
服务员为我们叫了车 The waiter ordered us an UberPool.
- 这很酷 对吧 - 没错 - That's cool, right? - Yes.
嘿 Hey!
祝我好运 Wish me luck.
情况变得越来越糟糕了 And it just gets worse.
等你电话 I have my phone on.
现在 她真的知道该怎么挑男人了 Now, she really knows how to pick 'em.
我要喝一杯 I need a drink.
好吧 你真走运 Oh, well, lucky for you...
- 不是吧 - 没错 - You did not. - Well, yeah.
他们拿走了所有的东西 这样又有何不可 They took everything else. Why not?
你会害我们被抓起来的 You're gonna get us arrested.
它看起来像一瓶雪碧 别担心 It looks like a bottle of Sprite. Don't worry.
有点担心是可以的 Little bit of worry is okay.
是的 但这就是我爱你的原因 Well, yeah, but that's why I love you.
我爱你 周年纪念日快乐 I love you. Happy Anniversary.
也许下一次不需要四人幽会了 Maybe next time no double-date?
嗨 你有空了解下同性恋者权益吗 Hi! Do you have a minute for gay rights?
- 没空 - 好吧 混蛋 - No! - Okay, asshole.
消消气 我们已经是成员了 Easy. We're already members.
我的天啊 Oh, my God!
我爱你 I love you.
- 能拍张照吗 - 没问题 - Can I take a pic? - No problem.
高一点 Up!
- 谢谢你 - 没事 - Thank you. - Okay.
我太开心了 I am freaking out.
不知道他们晚上也工作 Didn't know they work nights.
我们是在市中心嘛 Well, we are downtown.
嘿 我可以问你一些事情吗 Hey, can I ask you something?
你... Are you...
我们走 Let's go.
好的 Yes.
伙计 Ah, man!
我只是 我不知道怎么跟你说这些 I just... I don't know how to tell you this.
就直说吧 我的意思是 Just say it, I guess? I mean...
好吧 Uh, okay.
听我说 在过去的三周里 Um, look, um... These past three weeks,
能够认识你真是太棒了 getting to know you have been amazing
我真的觉得我开始对你有感觉了 and I really think that I'm starting to feel things for you,
但有件事我... but there's something that I... Ugh!
天哪 你现在让我很紧张 Oh, my God, you're making me nervous right now!
我很抱歉 对不起 I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
- 说吧 - 我很抱歉 - Just say it. - I'm so sorry!
- 我... - 没关系 - Yeah, I'm... - It's okay.
我... I'm...
我无家可归 I'm homeless.
抱歉 你说啥 I'm sorry, what now?
我无家可归 I'm homeless.
- 所以你住朋友家 - 不 我试过了 - And you're staying on friends' couches? - No, I did that.
你搬去和父母住了 You moved in with your parents?
不 我也试过这样 No, I did that too.
我... I'm...
我住在收容所 I live in a shelter.
但你有这么好的鞋 But you have such nice shoes.
我有一个储物柜 I have a locker.
别吃那些东西 Don't eat those.
我们不能像正常人一样喝咖啡吗 Come on. Can't we just have coffee like normal people?
等我拍完照 When I'm done.
太好了 妙极了 Bingo. Bingo.
好吧 你能帮忙吗 Okay, can you help?
我拍不了 I can't get the shot.
- 我很担心 - 只不过 你介意吗 - I'm worried. - Just... Do you mind?
不 Nope.
好 Okay.
确保你能拍上这个标志 Make sure you get the logo on the...
- 我明白 - 好的 - I got it. - Okay.
你在做什么 别摆出那副表情 What are you doing? Don't make that face.
尽量看起来正常点 好吗 Just look normal, okay?
这就是正常表情 This is normal.
- 别吃我的黑莓 - 太迟了 - Don't eat my blackberry. - It's too late.
这样够正常了吗 This normal enough?
你叫他滚出去 对吗 You told him get out, right?
- 嗯 我... - 你没有和他做爱吗 - Well, I... - You did not have sex with him.
- 好吧 我们已经走到那一步了 - 卡米 - Well, he was already there. - Cammy!
我已经跟他睡过了 And I already slept with him!
这些的前提是我以为他有住处 With the presumption that he had shelter!
你知道 也许应该有一个应用软件来做这个 You know, there should probably be an app for that.
- 我以为是假的 - 天哪 - I think it's just assumed. - Oh, my God!
你和一个无家可归的人苟合 You slept with a homeless.
是一个人 亲爱的 Person, sweetie.
我和一个无家可归的人做爱 行了吧 I slept with a homeless person, okay?
- 无家可归不是名词 - 一个人 当然 - Homeless is not a noun. - A person, of course.
你太善良了 卡姆 Wow, you are so kind, Cam.
这些天我真的饥不择食 I am really scraping the bottom of the barrel these days.
不 这很好 你帮助了有需要的人 No, it's good. You gave to someone in need.
天哪 这太烫了 Oh, my God, this is so hot!
他们是把这个放在太阳上烤了吗 Did they heat this on the sun?
- 我很抱歉 这是我的错 - 这太烫了 - I'm sorry, that was my fault. - It is so hot!
我告诉他们Caldo 在意大利语中是烫的意思 I told them, "Caldo," which is Italian for hot.
- 那么 你还会再见他吗 - 不 当然不会了 - So, you're gonna see him again? - No! Of course not.
- 好吧 我不知道 -我还是有点自尊的 宝贝 - Okay, I didn't know! - I have a little self-respect, sweetie.
- 那就行 - 我又做了一次 行了吧 - All right. - I did it again, okay?
我选了另一个失败者 I picked another loser.
我很抱歉 但是 哪个白人会三十六岁了还无家可归呢 I'm sorry, but like, what white guy is homeless at 36?
- 我肯定有很多这样的人 - 在探探上 - I'm sure there are a lot. - On Tinder?
是的 这是一个有趣的转折 Yes, that is an interesting twist.
天哪 他是如此的好 如此的贴心 God, he was just so nice, he was just so sweet.
我真希望这事能成 你明白吗 I was really hoping this would work out, you know?
他怎么会无家可归呢 变得无家可归 变成无家可归的人 How did he get homeless? Get homeless? Become homeless?
等等 什么才是正确的表达 Wait, what's the right phrase?
是变成 你怎么会不知道这个呢 It's "become." How do you not know that?
变成无家可归的人 Become homeless.
他前女友以前承担了一切花销 他和她住在一起 Well, his ex-girlfriend used to pay for everything and he was staying with her,
然后他们分手了 所以他不得不离开 and they broke up, so he had to leave.
他只能在他朋友家当沙发客 And he just stayed on friends' couches
直到那儿拥挤得站不住脚 until that became untenable.
然后他就把他自己送进了收容所 And then he just checked himself into a shelter?
这中间缺少了一些经历 There are few steps that are missing.
我觉得不是从沙发客直接到了收容所 I feel like you don't just go from a couch to a shelter.
你们说得都对 海莉 我知道 但他就是这么和我说的 好吗 Yeah, okay! Haley, I get it, but that's what he told me, okay?
我认为这其中的危险信号是他女朋友一直养着他 I think the red flag was him being supported by the girlfriend.
有很多危险信号 到处都是危险信号 There are a lot of red flags. Red flags everywhere.
我分辨不出 不管怎样 你还好吗 I'm color blind. Anyways, how are you?
我很好 我是说 我有栖身之处了 I'm good. I mean, I've got a roof over my head.
- 这么快 - 是的 婊子 这太快了 - Too soon? - Yes, bitch. That is too soon.
我不知道 你觉得现在怎么样 I don't know. What do you think so far?
- 在我看来还不错 - 真的吗 - Looks good to me. - Yeah?
拉维拉想在周五前要 Ravella wants it by Friday.
那就告诉她自己画完 Then tell her to paint it her fucking self.
说真的 这似乎并不难 And seriously, it doesn't seem that hard.
这个要多少钱一个 How much does one of these go for?
我不知道 大概一百 I don't know, like a hundred.
- 一千 - 是的 - Thousand? - Yeah.
我的天啊 Holy shit!
你为什么不直接画一张 Why don't you just paint one and keep it for yourself
留着自己卖呢 and then you sell it?
好吧 因为 那就是我的成果 而不是拉维拉的 Well, because, then it would be by me, not by Ravella.
- 是的 但是 他们都是你画的 - 对外不是这么说的 - Yeah, but, they're all by you. - Unofficially.
乱七八糟的 这太混乱了 So fucked up. It's so fucked up.
那些买了这些东西的可怜家伙 他们知道 These poor bastards who buy this shit. Do they understand
实际上并不是拉维拉·布鲁尔为他们画价值10万美元的画吗 that Ravella Brewer is not actually painting their $100,000 treasure?
不知道 但拉维拉不是第一个这样做的 Well, no, but Ravella is not the first to do this.
伦勃朗 马蒂斯 Rembrandt, Matisse.
我想也是 只是她赚了很多的钱而已 I guess, but it's just that she makes a ton of dough
而你 你只能勉强维持生计 and you, you barely make a living wage.
是啊 这就是事实真相 Yeah, well, it is what it is.
好吧 如果你和马克林能结婚的话 Well, if you and Marklin would just get married.
我不会拿他的钱的 伊丽莎白 Mm, I'm not taking his money, Elizabeth.
当你们结婚后就不叫拿钱了 那是共同财产 It's not taking money when you're married, it's called sharing.
这就是婚姻 我是说 为什么你这么抵触它呢 That is marriage. I mean, why are you so against it?
我已经为了你的权利光着屁股游行任人羞辱过了 I marched my ass in the snow for your rights.
我不知道 那些关于同志婚姻的事 I don't know, the thing about gay marriage...
不 别这么说 No, no, no, no. Don't say it.
- 这太娘了 - 这一点都不好笑 你在转移话题 - It's so gay. - It's not funny. You're deflecting.
它甚至不值得考虑 It's not even on the table.
因为你总是直言不讳地说你不想做这件事 It's because you're so vocal about how you don't want to do it.
那又怎样 最后像海莉一样 不 谢谢 And what? And end up like Haley? No, thank you.
不是每个人都会在结婚一年后离婚 Not everyone gets divorced after a year.
是的 有些人坚持了五年 比如我的父母 Yeah, some people last five, like my parents.
戴蒙和我见面第一周就订婚了 Damon and I got engaged the first week we met.
看看我们 十五年后依然在一起 And look at us, still together 15 years later.
快来 看 他把戒指放在了面包圈里 Come on, look at it. He put the ring in a bagel.
- 没错 - 不愧是法国人 - Yes. - French!
你疯了 You are insane.
听着 我喜欢做同志 Look, I love being gay.
你知道的 这可能是我最喜欢自己的一点 You know that. It's probably like my favorite thing about myself.
我喜欢你是个同志 I love that you're gay.
但 我不明白 婚姻并不能如魔法般的化解 But, I don't know. Marriage doesn't magically solve...
两个人在一起是很棘手的这件事情 Two men together is tricky.
好吧 那就别结婚了 只分享他的钱 Okay, then don't get married. Just share his money
就像戴蒙和我做的 来吧 我会比他做得更好 like Damon and I do. Come on, I do better than him,
但没关系 看在上帝的份上 你们是伙伴关系 but it's doesn't matter. You're in a partnership, for God's sake!
我们不说这个了 Ba-ba-bup-bup. Let's drop it.
可以吗 我必须在周五之前完成这个 Okay? I got to finish this by Friday.
斑点 Blobs.
这太简单了 It's so simple!
说真的 我能做的 Seriously, I could do that.
你知道 要比这复杂一点 You know, it's a little more complicated than that.
- 好吧 - 试一试 - Well... - Give it a try.
- 真的吗 - 当然 - Really? - Yeah.
我的意思是 只要她签了字 就是拉维拉·布鲁尔的真迹 I mean, as long as she signs it, it's a Ravella Brewer.
只要别太疯狂 Just don't go nuts.
别发疯啊 Don't go nuts.
- 好的 不会太疯狂的 - 那就好 - Okay, no crazy. - Oh, yeah.
- 太疯狂了 - 我了解你 - Crazy. - I know you.
我从哪儿开始 Where shall I begin?
也许这里 Maybe over here.
感觉很棒 对吗 Feels good, right?
如果能拿到十万块钱的工资 我会感觉好很多 Ah, I'd feel a lot better if I was getting paid a hundred grand.
我的泥浆没了 I'm out of mud.
- 让我帮你 - 不好意思 打扰一下 - Let me? - Excuse me.
该死 那真好 Damn, that's good.
甚至不需要打磨 Don't even need to sand.
来为我工作吧 Work for me?
那将是一个有趣的人生转折点 That would be a fun life pivot.
- 这个房间会是什么 - 伊丽莎白的办公室 - What's this gonna be again? - An office for Elizabeth.
我已经放弃把它变成托儿所了 I've given up on trying to make it a nursery.
好吧 Oh, well.
抱歉 Sorry.
你有点错失良机了 You kind of missed the boat on that one.
不过 这会很好的 This will be nice, though.
伊丽莎白觉得她讨厌小朋友 Elizabeth thinks she hates kids.
她确实讨厌孩子 Um, she does hate kids.
我一直在想我可以说服她的 你明白吗 I kept thinking I could convince her, you know?
应该把她的避孕药换成滴答糖 Should have switched her birth control out with Tic Tacs.
- 等等 它们看起来一样吗 - 没错 - Wait, they look the same? - Mm-hmm. Yeah.
- 真的吗 - 不 - Really? - No!
你不能骗别人生孩子 You can't trick someone into having a baby.
尤其是她 如果那样的话 她会卧轨自杀的 Especially her. She'll jump in front of a train if that happened.
我觉得这就是我们所缺少的 Uh, I feel like that's what's missing.
当然 小孩子可以解决一切问题 Oh, sure. Baby fixes everything.
我需要重做一下 你干得真差劲 I need to retape this. You did a shitty job.
所以 你们两个什么时候生个孩子 So, when are you two gonna have one?
什么 What?
永远不生 Mm, never.
试一试吧 你会成为一个好爸爸的 Ah, come on. You'd make great dads.
我不想花25万美元买一个孩子 I don't feel like dropping $250,000 to buy a baby.
- 该死 这也太多了 - 是的 - Shit! That's a lot. - Yeah.
还有试管婴儿律师 And IVF lawyers.
在阿尔伯克基照顾一些有需要的代孕者 Taking care of some needy fucking surrogate in Albuquerque.
至少是这样 It's at least that.
- 好吧 你可以领养 - 我已经有一个孩子了 - Well, you could adopt. - I already have a baby.
他的名字叫亚当 And his name is Adam.
- 你说对了 - 他还是个孩子 - There you go. - And he's a baby.
这里 在这里 Ooh! Over here, over here.
我爱的惠特尼 惠特尼的免费Wi-Fi The Whitney I love. The Whitney free Wi-Fi.
我发誓 有人转移了我的数据 I swear, someone's siphoning my data.
谁一直在给你发短信 Who keeps texting you?
只是我的一个学生 It's just one of my students.
他们很固执 They're very persistent.
是期中考试 Well, it's mid-terms.
是斯科特·詹姆斯吗 Is that Scott James?
不 好吧 是的 No. Yeah, yes.
你现在正在进入一个非常严肃的帕梅拉·斯玛特领域 You are moving into some very serious Pamela Smart territory right now.
他只是需要帮忙做作业 He just needs help with his homework.
我想 他要的不止这些 I think he wants a little bit more than that.
不 No.
你是认真的吗 他是那么地依赖着你 Are you serious? He is so dependent on you.
你知道的 也许有一点 Well, you know, maybe a little.
一点 你包揽了他所有的大学论文 Little? You wrote all of his college essays.
这比来回修改要容易得多 Well, it's just easier than all the back and forth.
- 他对你有意思 海莉 - 他才十七岁呀 - He has a boner for you, Haley. - He's 17.
至少他有个家 Well, at least he has a home.
你介意我 我去接个电话 Do you mind if I... I'm just gonna grab this.
- 好吧 - 你好 - Yeah. - Hello?
亨利：昨晚很抱歉 但我们还是很开心的 对吧
卡米：非常开心
卡米：忘记你的号码了
卡米：是啊 很开心
卡米：晚点过来吗
谁不知道马克吐温创造了 镀金时代 这个词呢 Who doesn't know that Mark Twain coined the term "the Gilded Age?"
- 每个人 - 这就像 - Everybody. - It's like...
通过辅导这些孩子让我感觉自己正在改变世界 I like to feel like I'm making a difference by tutoring these kids,
但后来我接到了这样的电话 but then I get a call like that.
好吧 至少你有理由在早上起床 Well, at least you have a reason to get out of bed in the morning.
有时候 我觉得黑暗就像要把我吞噬掉一样 Sometimes I feel like the darkness is just gonna consume me.
- 你太夸张了 - 我睡了一个无家可归的人 - You're being dramatic. - I fucked a homeless person.
不 是的 那很黑暗 No, yeah, that's dark.
但那已经过去了 But that's behind you now.
不要 停下 我得工作 No, stop. I got to work.
嘿 Hey.
嘿 嘘 Hey! Psst!
太滑稽了 Very funny.
- 这总是让我心烦 - 嘿 这里 - That always gets me. - Hey there.
嗨 Hi.
给我一秒钟 One sec. Yup.
- 快递到了 - 谢谢 请稍等 - Delivery. - Thanks. Just a minute.
- 我得去开门 - 不要 - Gotta answer the door. - Nuh-uh.
- 我只想亲亲你 - 是的 - I'm just kissing you. - Yeah.
你从来不只是亲我就完事儿了 You're never just kissing me.
如果我被我的男朋友吸引 我也没办法 I can't help it if I'm attracted to my boyfriend.
我们每天都有性生活 We have sex every day.
那是件坏事吗 That's a bad thing?
我们走 Here we go.
别这样 Don't do that.
我们玩的很开心 别停下 我今天有很多东西要发在网上 We were having fun. Don't shut down. I just have a lot of stuff to post today.
我没停 I'm not shut down.
顺便说一下 我们不是每天都做爱 And by the way, we don't have sex everyday.
我们过去是这样的 We used to.
有时候 我只想要爱情 Sometimes, I just want affection.
你他妈的是在开玩笑吧 Are you fucking kidding me?
告诉你我的感受 Just telling you how I feel.
不 不是你 是这个外套 它值一万四千美元 No, not you, the coat. It's $14,000.
我不知道 的确 I don't know. Sure.
就像我在艺术学校的第一个学期 That's like my first semester of art school.
天啊 这么多免费的废物 God, so much free shit.
它不是免费的 It's not free.
我们至少要给他推销的机会 We'll give him at least that in promotion.
是啊 好吧 这只是 我是说 来吧 这很疯狂 Yeah, well, it's just... I mean, come on. It's crazy.
你得承认 当你不需要它的时候 你就会得到它 You gotta admit, when you don't need it, you get it,
但当你需要它的时候 你却得不到 and then when you need it, you don't get it.
你知道 如果你想的话 我可以拿一些 You know, I could take some of those if you want.
不 我很好 我已经拿到了 No, I'm good, I got it.
那就行 Okay.
好吧 我不打扰你了 All right. I'm gonna get out of your hair, then.
我这个月的房租要晚交一两天 Oh, hey, um, I'm gonna be like, a day or two late on the rent this month.
拉维拉的会计出城了 Ravella's accountant is out of town and...
- 已经付好了 - 好的 谢谢你 - Already covered it. - Oh, okay. Thank you.
我明天就会拿到 最迟第二天 I'll have it tomorrow, next day at the latest.
只是 你知道 北部的房子 It's just, you know, the house upstate...
没关系 我不介意付房租 我已经告诉过你了 It's fine, I don't mind covering the rent. I already told you that.
你会卖掉这套房子的 You will sell the house.
总有一天会的 对吧 Someday, okay?
陌生人：买不起这件衬衫
马克林：哈哈 不错
嘿 我要去演播室了 Hey, I'm headed to the studio.
你想晚点再拿点吃的吗 You want to grab some food later?
我今晚应该要去见卡米 Uh, I'm supposed to be meeting Cammy tonight.
那好吧 替我跟她打个招呼 Okay. Tell her I said hi.
好的 Okay.
- 爱你 - 我也爱你 - Love you. - Love you too.
卡尔：我需要你
马克林：好的
根据约定你应该把这些写下来 I thought the deal was you were going to write some of this out longhand.
关掉你的手机 Turn your phone off.
我的书写很糟糕 I have terrible handwriting.
那是因为大家都不再写东西了 Well, that's because no one writes anymore.
帕尔默方法是一门丢失的艺术 The Palmer Method is a lost art.
你太聪明了 You're so smart.
你也一样聪明 只是聪明反被聪明误 You are just as smart. It's about applying yourself.
我 I...
我没能考入布朗大学 I didn't get into Brown.
不 真的吗 Oh, no! Really?
是的 看到了吧 我才不像你一样聪明 Yeah, see? I'm not as smart as you.
我甚至考不进你读过书的地方 I couldn't even get into the place you went.
那已经是很久以前的事了 That was a long time ago.
好吧 我的意思是 这没有过去很久 Well, I mean, it wasn't that long ago.
等等 Wait, ow!
这怎么可能 How is that even possible?
那是一篇很棒的论文 That was a great essay.
我把我的版本发过去了 I sent in my version.
现在该怎么办 What now?
我没用你修改过的那个 I didn't use the one you fixed.
你为什么要那样做呢 Why would you do that?
因为你写好了 Because you wrote it.
不 我只是纠正了一下 No, I merely corrected it
使它前后文更能衔接上 and made it more cohesive.
是你写的 海莉 不是我 You wrote it, Haley, not me.
什么 What?
你让我帮你解决了一切 斯科特·詹姆斯 You let me fix everything, Scott James!
我现在在做什么 What am I doing right now?
然后你选择用你最重要的任务来和我表明你的立场 And you choose to take a stand with the most important assignment ever,
你的大学论文 your college essay?
别生气 这不是你的立场 Don't be mad. It wasn't a stand.
我没生气 我... I'm not mad, I'm...
我们一起做的所有工作 All the work we've done together...
- 你做的 - 我们一起做的 - You've done. - We've done.
我坐在那里抓着你的手 I have sat there holding your hand,
一直在引导你 ushering you along all this while.
我只是想看看我能不能自己做 I just wanted to see if I could do it on my own.
很明显 你不能 Well, clearly, you cannot!
我已经知道了 I already knew that.
你以为你父母为什么要给我这么多钱 Why do you think your parents are paying me all this money
让我一个星期来四次 to come over here four times a week?
该死 我很抱歉 Shit, I'm sorry.
不 斯科特·詹姆斯 我很抱歉 对不起 Oh, no. No, Scott James. I am sorry. I am sorry.
我不该那样发脾气 I shouldn't have lost my temper like that.
你很聪明 斯科特·詹姆斯 太机灵了 You are so smart, Scott James, so smart.
不 我只是个笨蛋 No, I'm just a dum-dum.
不 你不是 No, no, no, you are not.
不 斯科特·詹姆斯 No, no, Scott James!
不 没事的 没事的 No, no, no, it's okay. It's okay.
这会让我感觉好一些 It'll make me feel better.
不要 离远一点 现在 No. Come on, now.
这距离就很好 It's... It's okay.
这看起来太棒了 Oh, wow. That looks amazing.
- 谢谢你的夸奖 - 你是怎么做到的 - Thank you. - How did you do that?
我以前经常编纂烹饪书 所以做这个小菜一碟 Um, I used to edit cookbooks, so it's not really a big deal.
我还有很多 你不必分给我 Wow, I have, like, so much more. You don't have to...
不 我很抱歉 No, it's... I'm sorry.
只是我们通常不会在收容所吃到这种食物 We just don't usually get this kind of food at the shelter.
然后这对我来说很新奇 And this... This is amazing.
这尝起来很不错 This tastes so good.
- 谢谢你 - 没事 - Thank you. - Yeah.
我的舌头感觉怪怪的 My tongue feels weird.
里面有一些花椒 Oh, there's some Szechuan peppers in there.
好像在口腔里嗡嗡作响似的 It's like it's buzzing.
它会烧了我吗 Um, is it going to burn me?
它还没到会引起神经系统混乱的剂量 Mm-mm. It's not hot as much as it can cause neurological confusion.
好吧 什么 Okay. What?
这真的很酷 好像在迷惑你的味蕾 It's really cool. Just, like, confuses your taste buds.
那么 它不会把我的脑袋搞坏吧 So, it's not gonna fuck with my head?
不会的 No, no. Mm-mm.
那就好 Okay.
- 这味道很奇怪 - 是啊 这是胡椒粉 - Oh, that tastes weird. - Yeah, it's the peppers.
- 我只想说 - 我想我要休息一下了 - I just said... - I think I'm gonna take a break.
我也是 Yeah, me too.
那么 我其实在想 So, I was actually thinking
让我的一个女儿今晚过来 of having one of my girls come over tonight.
太棒了 你想做什么呢 Nice, what do you wanna do?
我们要待在这里 Well, we were gonna stay here.
真酷 现在网飞上有这么多很棒的纪录片 Oh, that's cool. There are so many killer docs on Netflix right now.
是的 它们都很棒 Yeah, they are the killer.
自从你让我呆在这里 I have been catching up on so much great stuff
我一直在追很多好片子 since you've been letting me stay here.
在收容所里 每天都只能看美国法医档案 I mean, at the shelter, it's Forensic Filesall day, everyday.
- 糟糕透了 - 好吧 我只是有点期待 - Sucks. - Well, I was just kinda hoping
我们可以一对一的约会 we can have, like, one-on-one girl time.
是的 不 不用 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no, no.
当然 我知道该怎么上锁 Of course. I know how to do a lockout.
我该什么时候回来 Um, what's a good time for me to come back?
比如 午夜 一点 Like, midnight, one o'clock?
你要去哪 Well, where are you gonna go?
有很多地方可供选择 我可以去图书馆 Well, there's plenty of places to hand. I can go to the library,
去星巴克 我可以坐A地铁 go to Starbucks, I can take the A-train
去遥远的罗克威 out to Far Rockaway,
然后登上207号 and then up to 207th.
然后回到遥远的罗克威 And back out to Far Rockaway.
你以为我还在神经错乱吗 You think I'm still neurologically confused?
- 我没有 - 操 我饿了 - Yeah, I don't... - Fuck it, I'm hungry.
他妈的 Fuck it.
- 嗨 - 你好 - Hi. - Hi.
谢谢你 Thank you.
- 你好呀 - 嗨 - Hello. - Hi.
他今天的心情很不错 He's having a really good day today.
- 噢 是吗 - 是的 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah.
我见过比这一反转更糟糕的情况 I've seen cases worse than this turn around.
你不需要做这些的 You don't have to do that.
做什么 Do what?
我知道这是怎么回事 I know what the deal is.
他能听到你说话 你知道吗 He can hear you, you know?
那就好 他也知道是怎么回事 That's fine. He knows what the deal is too.
那好吧 Okay.
没错 Right.
即将由拉威尔签名
海莉：在我做出激烈举动前来接我
- 喂 - 最后 你还是接电话了 - Yeah? - Oh, finally. You answer.
怎么了 发生了什么事 What's wrong? What's going on?
你今天看《细节者》了吗 Have you see The Detailist today?
马克林看起来最像肯尼迪家族的人 Marklin looks like the truest form of a Kennedy.
我终于明白为什么人们会因为他买那么多东西 I get why people buy so much stuff because of him.
你打电话就为了说这个 Is this why you called?
他也太帅了吧 He's so handsome.
我是说 如果他的车爆胎了 人们就会知道他是谁了 I mean, if he got a flat tire, people would know who he was.
好吧 人们已经知道他是谁了 Okay, people already know who he is.
很诡异 对吧 So weird, right?
一分钟前我们都在CB2工作 One minute we're all working at CB2,
下一分钟他就出名了 the next minute he's famous.
我们住在纽约 他不开车 We live in New York. He doesn't drive.
你知道我的意思 他是那种类型的人 You know what I mean. He's that type of person.
我今晚带着酒 你想让我什么时候过来 I got wine for tonight. What time do you want me to come over?
还有其他人来吗 我还可以做个披萨 And is anyone else coming? Also, I could make a pizza.
- 如果你愿意吃的话 - 你还在忙吗 - If you're eating that. - Are you still doing points?
我可以做一个花菜底的 I could do a cauliflower crust.
嗯 是的 我还在忙 Uh, yes, I'm still doing points.
我今晚真的很想出去 And I really want to go out tonight.
凯姆 你说过我们会看 Cam, you said we were gonna watch
梅内德斯兄弟纪念日的 the Menendez Brothers anniversary thing.
这是唯一能让我在这可怕的一周里撑着活下去的东西 It's the only thing that's kept me breathing this horrible week.
好吧 我会把它录下来 我真的要出去 Well, I'll DVR it. I just really need to get out.
你听起来很奇怪 发生了什么事 You sound weird. What's going on?
没什么 Nothing.
- 你自己一个人吗 - 是啊 不然还有谁会在这呢 - Are you alone? - Yeah, who would be here?
任意数量的陌生男人 Any number of strange men.
拜托 姑娘 我不会的 Please, girl. I can't.
等会儿见 I'll see you later.
天啊 这外面太热了 God, it's hot out.
你有匹配的东西吗 Do you have any matches?
有的 在某个地方 Uh-huh, yeah, somewhere.
架子上的打火机 Lighter on the shelf.
等等 你要它做什么 Wait, what do you need it for?
天啊 你生日是今天 Oh, my God. Your birthday's today?
斯科特·詹姆斯 我很抱歉 我完全忘记了 Scott James, I'm so sorry. I totally forgot.
没关系 It's okay.
不 等等 你别吹它 No, no, wait. You can't just blow it out.
祝你生日快乐 祝你生日快乐 Um, happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you.
生日快乐 亲爱的斯科特·詹姆斯 祝你生日快乐 Happy birthday, dear Scott James. Happy Birthday to you.
- 这太正式了 - 有什么正式的 - It's official. - What's official?
我现在是一个成年人了 I'm an adult now.
杯子蛋糕 Cupcake.
蛋糕 Cake.
- 什么 - 什么 - What? - What?
今天不是你的生日 Today's not your birthday.
你的生日是7月11日 Your birthday is on July 11th.
那一天 玛丽·安托瓦内特说 让他们吃蛋糕吧 The day that Marie Antoinette said, "Let them eat cake."
你确实告诉过我 她从来没这么说过 You actually told me she never said that.
她没有 这不是重点 She didn't. That's not the point.
关键是 你的生日是一个月之后 The point is that your birthday is not for another month.
好吧 有什么大不了的 只有几个星期罢了 快点 Well, what's the big deal? It's only a few weeks. Come on!
斯科特·詹姆斯 我是你的老师 Scott James, I am your teacher!
但 我爱你 But hey, I love you.
不 斯科特·詹姆斯 别那么说 Oh, no! Scott James, don't say that.
但这是真的 我情难自已 But it's true! I can't help it.
你总是让我朝思暮想 I can't stop thinking about you!
- 但你必须停下来 - 我不能 海莉 这会让我心很痛 - But you have to stop. - I can't, Haley, it hurts!
这会伤了我的心 我的心 海莉 我只是 It hurts! It's my heart, Haley, I just...
我只是 我真的不知道该怎么办 I just... I don't know what to do!
我好痛苦 I am in so much pain.
我的天哪 你有喜欢的人了 My gosh! Oh, my gosh, you've got a crush.
这就是为什么他们这么叫它 它会把你搞垮 That's why they call it that. It crushes you.
我不能 我不能继续下去 我不能继续下去 I can't. I can't. I can't go on. I can't go on.
不 那没用的 它是电的 Oh, no. That's not gonna work. It's electric.
它根本就不管用 It doesn't even work.
别哭啊 斯科特·詹姆斯 Don't cry, Scott James.
那么 我们现在需要停下了 So, we have to stop now.
谢谢你 肯 Thank you, Ken.
我讨厌这样结束会议 Uh, I hate to end a session like that,
但还有很多需要思考的 but, a lot to think about.
- 全面思考 - Totally.
那么 让我看看下周的时间 So, let me look at some times for next week.
你知道吗 我可以给你发电子邮件吗 Uh, you know what? Can I e-mail you?
我有几个项目悬而未决 I have a couple projects up in the air.
- 我有个产品发布会 - 好的 - I have a product launch sometime. - Sure.
我喜欢你为男性时尚所做的事情 I love what you're doing for men's fashion.
我希望我能在这间屋子外面说点什么 I hope it's okay that I speak about something outside this room?
- 没关系 - 这很好 - It's all right. - It's fine.
并且 允许今天出现的灵感持续存在 And, allow the feelings that came up today to exist.
或者不存在 如果他们是这么告诉你的 Or not exist, if that's what they're telling you
你可以腾出地方来 You can make space for that.
- 当然 - 好吧 - Sure. - Okay, then.
- 太棒了 - 好极了 - Bingo. - Bingo.
- 同路 还是不同路 - 同路 - Same route, or different? - Same.
我要去做颈部按摩 I'm going to get some neck massage.
- 脚也要按摩 - 该你了 - Feet too. - You're on.
等等 别...好吧 Just wait. Don't... Okay.
- 你在作弊 - 我赢了 - You're cheating. - I'm winning.
不 他妈的 No. Oh, shit!
- 红灯 - 你喜欢我吗 - Oh, red light. - Hey, you, like me?
同性恋 Fags!
- 是的 - 对 我们是 - Yeah. - Yeah, we are.
滚开 Fuck off!
你知道吗 这已经是我们第五次这样了 You know, that's like the fifth time we've had that?
我可以做点别的 我们可以出去 I can make something else, we can go out...
不 你在开玩笑 我很爱这样的生活 No, no, no, no, no, are you kidding me? I love it.
除此之外 我习惯了每天在我住的地方吃同样的东西 Besides, I'm used to eating the same thing every day where I live.
并且不上锁 And no lockouts.
你是... You are...
- 你是最棒的 - 我当然知道 - You are the best. - I know.
我也是最棒的 I am the best.
不过 我的嘴里还是有点怪怪的 My mouth still does feel a little weird, though.
真的吗 Really?
我想你应该已经对它建立了一定的耐受了 Think you would have built up some tolerance to that already.
你去哪 亨利先生 Where are you going, Mr. Henry?
得了吧 我们连一部电影都看不完吗 Come on, we can't even get through one movie?
我只是说说 I'm just saying.
停 亨利 停下 Stop, stop, stop. Henry, stop.
我的天哪 Oh, my God.
天哪 天哪 Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
它尝起来就像电池一样 It tastes like I licked a battery. Oh, my God.
我的阴道着火了 Oh, my vagina is on fire!
天哪 这好恶心 Oh, my God! This is disgusting.
好吧 你知道吗 你没必要去当一个混蛋 Okay, you know what? You don't have to be a dick.
是的 我没让你搞砸我整个神经系统 Yeah, well, I didn't ask you to fuck up my whole neurological system.
不是你的整个系统 只是你的味蕾 It's not your whole system. It's just your taste buds.
是啊 我的味蕾 Yeah, my taste buds,
正在做我在这个世界上最喜欢的事情 which are making my favorite thing in the world
尝起来像一袋旧硬币 taste like a bag of old pennies.
滚 Get out.
- 什么 - 快滚 - What? - Get out.
我算是知道为什么你前女友和你分手了 I can see why your ex-girlfriend broke up with you.
我也明白你为什么无家可归了 I can see why you're homeless.
你就是个混蛋 You are just an asshole.
- 我很抱歉 - 我是说 我为你做饭 - I'm sorry. - I mean, I cook for you,
我对你那么好 我让你和我同居 不给家里上锁 I am nice to you, I let you live with me, no lockouts!
我知道 我都知道 I know, I know, I know, I know.
我真的 真的很抱歉 这只是 I'm really, really sorry. It's just...
我真的被这些胡椒搞疯了 I'm really fucked up from these peppers.
不 你只是搞砸了一段时间罢了 No. You're just fucked up, period.
你无家可归 You're homeless.
哪个36岁的人连睡觉的沙发都没有 What 36-year-old doesn't even have a couch to sleep on?
我告诉过你为什么了 I told you why.
哪个有自尊的人会和一个无家可归的人睡在一起 And what self-respecting human being sleeps with a homeless person?
我的意思是 没错 你告诉我了 但我就必须接受吗 I mean, like, yeah, you told me, and I just accepted it?
你得走了 You have to go.
- 什么 现在吗 - 没错 就是现在 - What, now? - Yes, now.
但 下午2点以后我不能回收容所了 But, I can't check back into the shelter after 2 p.m.
跟我有什么关系 That is not my problem right now, okay?
卡米 听着 请坐 Cammy, look, look, sit down, please.
坐下吧 我真的非常抱歉 Sit down. I am so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, sorry.
我是说 我没有别的地方可去了 I mean, I am... I don't have anywhere else to go.
我该去哪儿 Where am I supposed to go?
我很抱歉 拜托 I'm so sorry. Please.
好吧 你今晚可以留下来 Fine. Fine. You can stay tonight.
谢谢你 谢谢你 Thank you. Thank you.
- 我很抱歉 - 接着扇风 - I'm sorry. - Don't stop fanning.
好的 Okay.
- 势均力敌 - 没有 - Close race. - Not even.
谢谢 Thanks.
我对这一切都感到抱歉 Sorry about all that.
还好吗 Okay?
我不是那个意思 I don't mean whatever.
我是说 我也很遗憾 I mean, I'm sorry too.
这整件事让人很沮丧 It's just frustrating, this whole couples thing.
我觉得这会把我们的距离拉得更远 I feel like it's pulling us further apart,
而不是把我们拉近 than bringing us close together.
是的 我也是这么想的 Yes, that's what hit me too.
我们就不能把钱花在每周的约会上吗 Can't we just spend the money on dates each week instead?
当然可以 We could.
- 妈的 这么多钱 - 是的 - Fuck, it's so much money. - Yeah, it is.
没错 Yeah.
不过 约会从来都不是我们的问题 Dates were never really our problem, though.
只是... It's just...
我不知道 我不知道 I don't know. I don't know.
就这些吗 Is that all there is?
我只希望我们能回到过去 I just wish we could go back to the way things were.
更简单 Simpler.
是吗 Was it?
你知道我是什么意思 You know what I mean.
你想把它关掉吗 You want to turn that off?
是的 让我先检查一下没有着火 Yeah, let me just check nothing is on fire first.
从来没有着火过 Nothing's ever on fire.
- 这是工作 - 你确定吗 - This is work. - Are you sure about that?
你为什么这么激动 Why are you getting so worked up?
一直不断地打扰我们 It's just the constant interruptions. Always.
无论是我们在家 还是出门的时候 It's when we're home, when we're out,
你记录下了每一个瞬间 you documenting every single moment.
这就是工作呀 就是我的工作 This is work. It's my job.
这就是我工作的目的 It's what I work for.
好吧 Yeah, well...
想回来吗 Wanna come back?
我以为我们在这里会合 Thought we were connecting here.
你欠我一次按摩 You owe me a massage.
放松 Relax.
抱歉 Sorry.
为什么总是这么艰难呢 Why is it so hard all the time?
五年了 Five years.
我猜有了 I guess.
有些人结婚了 Some people get married.
有些人外出漂泊 Or get out.
要么拉屎 要么滚蛋 Shit or get off the pot.
没错 Yeah.
也许现在是时候了 Maybe it's time.
为了什么 For what?
不敢相信 Can't believe it.
差不多15年了 Almost 15 years.
我觉得很麻木 I feel so numb.
这太他妈老套了 Oh, it's so fucking cliche.
是的 他依然是他 Oh, yeah, he is who he is.
她年轻 性感 She's young, hot,
有生育能力 不太聪明 of childbearing years, not very smart.
你确定这不像是短信调情 You're sure it's not like a text flirtation?
我他妈才不管呢 都是一样的 I don't fucking care. It's the same thing.
好吧 没事 我是说 它可能是没有恶意的 Okay, come on. I mean, it could be harmless.
天知道马克林的手机里每天都会传来什么东西 God knows what comes through Marklin's phone on a daily basis.
这怎么能没把你逼疯呢 我真不明白 How that doesn't drive you insane is just, it's beyond me.
确实是这样 但又有些不一样 It does, but it's different.
有什么不一样呢 How is it different?
没有什么不同 怎么 因为你们是两个男的 It's not different. What, because you're two men?
我是说 什么 没有单独的同性恋规定 是吗 I mean, what, there aren't separate gay rules, are there?
好像确实有一些 There sort of are.
我的意思是 等等 你想要更强壮吗 What I mean... Wait, do you want something stronger?
- 是的 拜托了 -好的 - Yes, please. - Okay.
我的意思是 男人就是男人 What I mean is that, you know, men... men are men.
我们更容易区分事物 And we separate things easier.
你真的相信吗 Do you really believe that?
我的意思是 你从来没有吃过醋 I mean, you never get jealous.
好吧 当然 但是 Well, of course, I do, but it's like...
你知道 从上下文来看 这不是什么大问题 You know, in context, it's just not a huge deal.
性就是性 亲密就是亲密 Sex is sex, intimacy is intimacy.
我甚至都不相信 And I don't even believe that.
谁他妈的知道 Who the fuck knows?
我们是夫妻 所以我不是专家 We're in couple's, so I'm no expert.
- 从什么时候开始 - 从...我不知道 - Since when? - Ah, since, I don't know.
从我们一直在想念彼此的时候 Since we just keep missing each other.
你想知道那个人的名字吗 You want the name of the guy?
我不想去咨询 Oh, I'm not going to counseling.
来吧 你不能白白浪费掉15年 Oh, come on. You can't throw away 15 years.
如果你们做不到 那... If you guys can't do it, then...
当我发现的时候已经柳暗花明了 Everything became just very clear when I found out about it.
当我发现的时候 我就知道了 When I found out about it, I knew.
有一段时间 我只是... For a while now, I just...
我选择忽视 I chose to ignore it.
我想你已经妥协了 I guess you made compromises.
总得有一个人做出妥协 One makes compromises.
一个人选择愚弄自己 One chooses to fool oneself.
我是说 I mean...
你告诉你的朋友 我在和这只野狗约会 You tell your friends, "I'm dating this dingo,
但你知道的 放心吧 他不会太过嚣张的 but you know, don't worry, he's not too dingoey."
然后有一天你回到家 他却在吃宝宝 And then you come home one day and he is eating the babies,
因为他是只该死的野狗 这就是野狗的本性 'cause he's a fucking dingo and that's what dingoes do.
他们吃宝宝 They eat the babies.
- 而你甚至不喜欢孩子 - 我不是 不 - And you don't even like kids. - I don't, no.
拉维拉终于画出了一些有趣的东西 Finally, Ravella is painting something interesting.
不 那是... Oh, no. That's...
不 不 不 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
别把它翻过去 Don't turn it around.
没什么可看的 那是... It's nothing to see, it's...
那是你原创的 That's yours.
是的 这只是个想法 Yeah, it's just an idea.
这真的很不错 亚当 It's really good, Adam.
一点也不 Not at all.
这比你为拉维拉画的那些蹩脚货好多了 It's much better than that crap you usually paint for Ravella.
是啊 如果她能在我的画上签个名就好了 Yeah, if only she would sign one of my paintings.
你不需要她给你签名 You don't need her.
我爱这幅画 I love it.
我发誓 那辆卡车在跟踪我 I swear that truck is following me.
再往前走一点 Just a little further.
- 好了 转弯 - 这是什么 - Okay, turn. - What is it?
坐下 Sit.
我是说 I mean...
除非这儿有彩罐 否则戴着眼罩真的有必要吗 unless there's a pinata, is the blindfold really necessary?
当然有 嘘 摘下来吧 Yes, shh! Take it off.
惊喜 Surprise!
这是什么 What is this?
没什么 Nothing.
我只是有一些事情想和你谈谈 I just got some things I want to talk with you about.
致五年前我在这条长凳上 To the man I met on this very bench
遇到的那个人 five years ago.
你改变了我的生活 我非常幸运 You have changed my life. I'm very lucky.
- 我们吃饭吧 我太饿了 - 好的 - Let's eat. I'm starving. - Yeah.
你在干什么 What are you doing?
我在把它掰成小块 I'm just making smaller bites.
给小白鼠吃吗 For the rats?
所以呢 So?
你刚才说你有些事想跟我谈谈 You said you had some things you wanted to talk about.
是的 Yes.
你怎么想 What do you think?
想什么 About what?
住在这里 Living here.
我起初是想跟你谈这个问题的 但是 I wanted to talk to you about it first, but,
我已经向房主开出条件了 I already made an offer.
我们是不是要讨论一下 Were we gonna discuss it?
没错 我们现在不就正在讨论嘛 Yeah, we're discussing it now.
他们还没接受呢 They haven't accepted yet.
我只是觉得我在现在的情况下 I just don't think I can really swing buying an apartment
买不到公寓 at the moment.
你知道 It's just, you know...
如果你摆脱了房子里的麻烦事 If you got rid of that albatross of a house,
你就会有一些钱 我们就能从地下室出来 you'll have some money, we'll get out of the basement.
这两年来我一直在努力 I've been trying to for the last two years.
我知道 两年来 我已经很有耐心了 I know. Two years. I've been very patient.
- 这真的是耐心吗 - 还有大方 - This is really patient? - And generous.
我好像记得当你在CB2赚12块钱一小时的时候 I seem to remember I was pretty patient and generous
我也很有耐心 也很大方 when you were making 12 bucks an hour at CB2.
这不是钱的问题 亚当 It's not about the money, Adam.
如果你愿意 我有足够的钱支撑我们俩的生活 I have plenty of money for both of us if you'd just let me.
这是关于我们的事 It's about us.
我们不用要孩子 只有我们 We don't have kids. It's just us.
我真不敢相信我们还在争论 I can't believe we're still having these arguments.
我们已经不是毛头小子了 We're not in our 20s anymore. It's like...
你知道 当我们第一次见面的时候 You know, when we first met,
我拥有你想要的生活 I had the life that you wanted.
而现在 突然感觉到 And now, it suddenly feels like
我不知道该怎么做 I don't measure up.
你做到了 You do.
你知道有多少艺术家愿意为拉维拉作画吗 Do you know how many artists would kill to paint for Ravella?
我为你自豪 Hey, I'm so proud of you.
我只想要更多 你也应该想要更多的 I just want more. You should want more too.
这个时候是不是应该轻松一点 This is when is it supposed to get a little easier.
这么多的惊喜 So much for surprises.
你还好吗 You okay?
我做到了 Huh, I got it.
拉维拉 我一直好奇想知道 Ravella, I am curious to know
谁让你产生了这个系列的 who your primary influences are
灵感 他们太大胆了 for this series. They are so bold,
然而却有一种欺骗人的稚气 yet have a deceptively jejune quality.
幼稚 Jejune.
好吧 这很滑稽 Well, that's funny.
我脱离了生活 Uh, I pull from life.
从我们每天遇到的各种各样的社会关系中 From the myriad connections we encounter every day,
住在这个繁华的都市里获得灵感 living in this bustling metropolis.
她最好什么都不要说 She better not say something.
很好 我不在乎 It's fine. I don't care.
今晚你怎么了 What is up with you tonight?
我们来了 对不起 我们来迟了 We're here. Sorry we're late.
- 我们的滴滴司机太糟糕了 - 是的 - Our Uber driver was the fucking worst. - Yeah.
我差点被他骚扰 I almost got molested by him.
好吧 那不是还没有发生嘛 海莉 Okay, that did not happen, Haley,
但他们真的太他妈的糟糕了 but they are seriously the fucking worst.
他们根本闭着眼睛选司机 They'll let anyone drive those cars.
但无论如何 我们终于到了 我需要一根香烟 But anyways, we're here. I need a cigarette.
- 海莉 - 在这 - Haley. - Yeah.
快来 我要我的药 Come on, I need my medicine.
我可能需要再来一杯酒 I might need another drink.
这幅画的灵感来自一个在萨加波纳克的 The inspiration for this painting came on an Indian summer morning
印度夏日的早晨 in Sagaponack,
当薄雾笼罩着草坪 when the fog hit the lawn.
就这样... Just so...
其中一个要多长时间才能执行 How long does one of these take to execute?
执行 Execute?
听起来像是要去杀人 Sounds like a killing.
好吧 你确实可以大赚一笔 Well, you do stand to make a killing off of these.
我对商业不感兴趣 Commerce doesn't interest me.
我感兴趣的是创作的过程 What interests me is the creative process.
那么 为什么要卖呢 Well, then, why sell at all?
每一幅画都像是一次诞生 Each painting is like a birth.
这就是为什么 And that is why
画这个需要很长时间 it takes a very long time.
它们每幅画都需要在这世上有个家 And they each need a home in this world.
多长时间 How long?
为什么她那么生气 Why is she so angry?
光这幅画就花了将近一年的时间 This painting alone took almost a year.
一年啊 A year!
他妈的 Shit.
有时 看起来最简单的笔触 Sometimes, the simplest brush strokes
却是最复杂的 are the most complicated.
- 给你 - 令人赞叹 - There you are. - Incredible.
很棒的画展 你能加入我们真是太好了 Great show. So nice of you to include us.
当然了 亚当在哪里 Of course. Where is Adam?
他在那边 Uh, he is over there.
他在吃奶制品 He's eating dairy?
可怜的家伙 The poor thing.
好吧 恭喜你 我们稍后再谈 Well, congratulations. We'll catch up later.
好的 别让他吃奶酪 Yes, yes, yes. Get him away from the cheese.
佩吉 我们要去哪儿 Peggy, where were we?
我有些迷茫 Fog.
好吧 我们来让你清醒一下 Well, let's sober you up.
我没喝什么酒 我没有 I haven't had anything to drink. I haven't!
只是... 我生气了 This is... I'm angry.
这不是你第一次在拉维拉开场了 This isn't your first Ravella opening.
我画了其中的一些 I painted some of that.
我的简单笔触和你的笔触 My simple brush strokes and yours.
我的意思是 我不... I mean, I don't...
好吧 也许你对这一切都麻木了 Well, maybe you've just become numb to it all?
我不麻木 I'm not numb.
好吧 你知道吗 我要走了 Okay, you know what? I'm gonna go.
别 No.
不 我只是不明白 亚当 你怎么能来这里 No, I just don't understand, Adam, how you can come here
看着她庆祝 and just let her celebrate?
好吧 不是因为我生气 对吧 Okay, this is not about me, is it?
是的 No.
戴蒙几乎在恳求我让他回来 Damon is, like, begging me to let him come back.
- 然后呢 - 我不知道 我是说 - And? - I don't know, I mean...
我们在一起这么久了 我就认识他一个人 We've been together so long, he's all I know.
但我不想将就 But I don't want to settle!
我想要更多 I want more.
我想让你也想要更多 And I want you to want more too.
天啊 为什么大家都这么和我说 Oh, God, why does everybody keep saying that to me?
听着 这是可以的 Listen, it's okay.
- 没关系的 - 听着 我明白了 - It's okay. - Listen, I get it,
但拜托你了 不要走好吗 but please don't go?
我想要你在这 我需要你 I want you here. I need you here.
- 好吧 - 真的吗 - All right. - Okay?
- 我会呆在这儿陪你的 - 太好了 - I'll stay. - Yes!
好 但请告诉我 Yes, but please, please tell me
我们不会是最后一个离开的 that's we're not gonna be the last ones to leave.
当然不是 Oh, absolutely not.
天啊 该死 Oh, my God. Holy shit.
那不是跟卡米约会的那个无家可归的人吗 Isn't that that homeless guy that Cammy went out with?
天哪 是的 Oh, my God, it is.
我就知道 她还在和他见面 I knew it. She's still seeing him.
伙计们 我还是觉得头晕 You guys, I still feel dizzy.
好吧 你别抽烟了 海莉 Well, you don't smoke, Haley.
是的 我知道 我只是不想让卡米难过 Yeah, I know, I just didn't want Cammy to feel bad.
- 她独自一人吸烟 - 她不会的 没人在乎 - She was smoking alone. - She wouldn't. No one cares.
你吐槽得真对 亚当 Wow. You're so right, Adam.
因为我对一切都了如指掌 Because, to the matter at hand.
我在看什么呢 What am I looking at?
那个正在大快朵颐的男子 The man inhaling food.
- 就是卡米那个无家可归的男朋友 - 就是他吗 - That's Cammy's homeless guy. - That's him?
他有一双很好的鞋啊 卡米 He has such nice shoes. Oh, Cammy!
卡米 怎么了 Oh, Cammy, what?
- 你的朋友在这 - 我今晚可能提过了 - Your friend is here. - Oh, I might have mentioned tonight.
我以为你在那一顿晚饭后就和他分手了 I thought you broke it off after dinner.
我原本是这么做的 后来又和好了 I did, and then I didn't.
- 好吧 - 好吧 怎么了 - Okay. - Okay, what?
对不起 不是所有人都在恋爱或结婚 I'm sorry, not all of us are in relationships or married.
我们中的有些人只是想混日子 Some of us are just trying to get through the day.
你知道吗 我没有因为他无家可归而和他分手 And you know what? I didn't break up with him because he was homeless,
或者因为他是我们集体笑话的对象而跟他分手 or because he was the butt of our collective joke.
我和他分手是因为他神经错乱 I broke up with him because he was neurologically confused
说我的阴道尝起来像硬币 and said my pussy tasted like pennies,
我现在才意识到这一点 这甚至不是什么大问题 which I'm realizing right now, isn't even a deal breaker.
我还和斯科特·詹姆斯睡过 And I slept with Scott James.
好吧 海莉 你不必这么做的 Okay, Haley, you don't have to do that.
- 做什么 - 你不必那样照顾卡米 - Do what? - You don't have to take care of Cammy like that.
嘿 我能帮你和拉维拉拍个照吗 Hey, can I grab you for a quick shot with Ravella?
不 只有马克林 Oh, no, just Marklin.
当然可以 Yeah, sure.
我的意思是 I mean...
说到讽刺的地方了 Talk about irony.
这就像一个平行宇宙 It's like a parallel universe.
我们可以走了吗 Can we go?
求你了 自从我来这里后 我一直在门外 Please. I've been out the door since I got here.
他们很不错 They were good.
和你自己的工作完全不同 So different from your own work.
亚当 你为什么不自己动手呢 "Adam, why aren't you working on your own stuff?"
我没那么说 只是做个观察 I didn't say that. Just making an observation.
- 自从你提出这个想法 - 是的 - Since you brought it up. - I am.
很好 Good.
你可以把你的名字挂在墙上 And you can have that with your name on the wall.
这不那么容易 Not so easy.
这并不像你想象的那么难 It's not as hard as you make it out to be.
不是每个人都能在纽约客上拥有个人主页 Not everyone can get a profile in New Yorker.
我的天啊 Oh, my God.
是的 我休息过了 没什么大不了的 Yeah, I got a break. Big deal.
忙完之后 我就休息了一下 I got a break after working my ass off.
而且我在休息期间也是拼了命地工作 And I also worked my ass off sans break.
你知道吗 也许今晚不该保持沉默 You know what? Maybe tonight's not the best night to play Mom.
我想扮演一个支持你的男朋友 I'm trying to play supportive boyfriend.
再努力一点 Try harder.
我们能再要些薯片吗 Can we get some more chips, please?
应该带特百惠的 Should've brought Tupperware.
- 真幽默 - 哈哈 - Hilarious. - Ha-ha!
无家可归的笑话 太滑稽了 Homeless joke. That's very funny.
我的意思是 家到底是什么呢 I mean, what is home anyway?
这个问题问得好 That's an excellent question.
我们生活在一个共享经济时代 We live in a shared economy,
没有人有车 no one owns a car,
没人买不动产 nobody's buying real estate.
- 你不是要买房子吗 - 马克林要买 - Aren't you buying a place? - Marklin is.
没什么是一定有把握的 Nothing definite.
你们想买几套房子 Oh, so you guys will have how many places?
两套 不 三...还是两套吧 Two. No, three... Two?
计划是一起买一套 The plan is to have just one together.
计划是这样的吗 Oh, is that the plan?
今晚的画展很有趣 The show was fun tonight.
我从没去过画廊的开幕式 Never been to a gallery opening.
我的意思是 这很好 I mean, it was good, considering, you know,
亚当几乎画了这里所有的东西 Adam painted mostly everything in there.
是啊 无形之中的 Yeah, invisible.
不 谁买了这些 Oh, no! Who bought these?
那边一桌 The table over there.
他们是你的超级粉丝 They're big fans.
- 明显是超级粉丝 - 谢谢 - Big fans. Visible. - Thanks!
- 谁想玩扇巴掌游戏 - 我来 - Who wants to do slap shots? - I do.
-那是什么 -我在《青少年时尚》杂志读到过 - What is that? - I read about it in Teen Vogue.
或者是在常规版的《时尚》出现过 我不记得了 Or was it regular Vogue? I can't remember,
当你喝酸橙汁的时候 喝一杯酒可以 but you do the shot and you get slapped
- 打一巴掌 - 是这样的 - while you suck a lime. - Oh, yeah!
你用扇耳光替代了喝酸橙汁 Wow. You do the slap instead of a lime.
好吧 这些听起来都不好玩 Okay, none of this sounds good.
不 来吧 听起来很有趣 No, come on. That sounds like fun.
快来 谁是第一个 Come on, who's first?
所有人 快点 我们要玩扇巴掌游戏 Come on, everybody. We're gonna play slap shots.
- 谁是第一个 - 我来 - Who's first? - I'll go.
都在等卡米同意 This is so waiting for Cammy.
好吧 Okay.
我只是轻轻打了一下 I barely hit you.
- 混蛋 - 拜托 我们能只喝橙汁不扇巴掌吗 - Asshole! - Please. Can we just do the shots?
- 去他妈的 轮到我了 - 亚当 来吧 - Fuck that! My turn. - Adam. Go.
- 该死的 - 噢 不 - Goddamn! - Oh, no!
轮到我了 轮到我了 It's my turn. My turn.
马克林 Marklin.
你可以打我 You can hit me.
是啊 要不只喝酒不使用暴力怎么样 Yeah, how about just drinking without violence?
不 轮到我了 No, it's my turn.
- 天哪 - 亚当 - Oh, my God. - Adam?
- 亚当 - 我还好 - Adam? - I'm fine.
抱歉 I'm sorry.
给他一分钟缓缓 Give him a minute.
- 是的 就让他... - 但看起来他真的受伤了 - Yeah, just let him... - But it looks like he's really hurt.
我为什么打他那么重呢 Why did I hit him so hard?
他一整晚都是这样的 He's been like this all night.
天哪 就是这个 Oh, my God. Of course!
这辆车 This.
不好意思 打扰一下 Excuse me?
有人在里面吗 Somebody in...
嘿 有人能关掉那该死的叮当声吗 Hey, can someone turn that fucking jingle off?
伙计 Aw, man!
是一辆冰淇淋车 It's an ice cream van.
你好 Hello?
好吧 Okay.
就是这个 It's this one.
等等 你怎么... Wait, how did you...
坐下 Sit.
我们要去哪 Where are we going?
相信我 Trust me.
你他妈的在我车上干什么 The fuck you doing on my truck?
天啊 你到底怎么了 Oh, Jesus. What happened to you?
- 什么 - 你的头 伙计 - What? - Your head, man.
- 大概是割伤了 流了点血 - 我想我没事的 - Cut up, bleeding. - I think I'm fine.
我想你应该去看医生 I think you should probably see a doctor.
瞧 我说了我还好 好吗 Look, I said I'm fine, all right?
我只是想让那该死的铃声停下来 I just want that fucking jingle to stop.
- 没有叮当声了 伙计 - 它一直在响 - Jingle's not playing, man. - It's always playing.
我明白你为什么觉得它在响了 I know you.
是水潭的声音 The pool.
噢 不 Oh, no!
- 噢 不 - 你感觉怎么样 - Oh, no! - How are you feeling?
有些尴尬 Um, embarrassed?
好吧 那是个专业的举动 Well, that was a pro move.
如果这就算专业 你算个屌 If by pro, you mean dick.
那连绵不断的声响 That incessant song, though.
我知道它是如何让人们做事的 I can see how it can make people do things.
我怪噪音污染 不怪亚当 I blame noise pollution, not Adam.
- 我打到你了吗 - 一点边都没擦到 - Did I actually hit you? - Not even close.
你打得 就...很娘们 You hit, like... What's the PC way of saying "like a girl"?
很娘 Girl.
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
嘿 那个卖冰淇淋的帅哥是谁 Hey, who's the cute ice cream truck guy?
我的天啊 Oh, my God!
他看起来像罗马雕像一样精致 He looks more like a Roman statue
而不像卖冰淇淋的小贩 than an ice cream vendor.
是的 但是 冰激凌车是非常可怕的 Yeah, but, ice cream trucks are, like, very creepy,
而且 也非常脏 and also, very dirty.
我是说 我能得到什么 上面有大肠杆菌的蛋卷 I mean, what am I gonna get? A cone with some E. coli on top?
那些卡车实际上比大多数餐馆都干净 Those trucks are actually cleaner than most restaurants.
他们必须通过很多检查才能上手操作 They have to pass a lot of inspections to operate.
好吧 你是怎么知道的 Okay, how do you even know that?
那位年轻女士是对的 Well, the young lady would be correct.
嘿 我希望我没弄坏你的卡车 Hey, I hope I didn't mess up your truck.
我们得停止这样的会面 We gotta stop meeting like this.
你们俩是怎么认识的 How do you two know each other?
我们在健身房遇见的 Uh, we met at the gym.
同志永远不应该像这样的 在健身房遇见 Oh, my God. Gay guys should never be like, "Met at the gym."
我不是同志 Oh, I'm not gay.
你不是 我也不是 You're not? Me too.
我是说 我也不是 I mean, neither am I.
好吧 All right, then.
你们能让我们独处一下吗 Can you guys give us a minute?
- 好的 没问题 - 是的 - Yup, that's something we could do. - Yup.
所有人都出去 Everybody out.
- 是的 - 真酷 我们会... - Yeah. - Cool. We'll be...
我不知道该说什么 I don't know what to say.
你怎么了 What's going on with you?
有很多事情 A lot, I guess.
我只是觉得昨晚的画展真的很吸引我 I just think the show last night really got to me.
当然 是的 Of course, it did.
不仅如此 所有事情都很吸引我... It's not just that. It's everything. It's...
你是做了 Are you having
什么背叛我的事情吗 something outside of us?
不 No!
亚当 没有 Adam, no!
好吧 Okay.
不要有什么秘密 Just no secrets.
没有秘密 No secrets.
是啊 我一直以为我现在会在一个不同的地方 Yeah, I always thought I'd be in such a different place by now.
我的人生会有更多的领悟 That I'd have a lot more of my life figured out.
我没有如自己想的那样 也没有什么领悟 I'm not and I don't.
40岁在即 看起来就没那么可爱了 It's not such a cute look when 40's in sight.
我想如果我们能渡过难关 I think if we can get through this rough patch,
我们会没事的 we're gonna be just fine.
会变得强大 且无敌 And strong, and invincible.
是的 我也是 Yeah, me too.
敏感的肯怎么说的来着 What is it Sensitive Ken always says?
他接受现金和信用卡付款 That he accepts cash and credit cards?
停下 Stop.
- 什么 - 我们需要交流一下 - What? - We need to communicate.
这很简单 对吧 It's so easy, right?
你不会真的和斯科特·詹姆斯睡了吧 You didn't really sleep with Scott James, did you?
一时冲动 Um, emotionally.
- 海莉 他还只是一个孩子 - 不 我没有 - Haley, he's a child! - No, I didn't.
我这么说是因为我觉得被冷落了 I just said it because I felt left out.
问题是 我想我真的爱他 The thing is, I think I really love him.
好吧 也许你是的 Okay, maybe you do.
就像父母爱孩子那样的爱 Like, the way a parent loves a child.
这一切都太令人迷惑了 It's all so confusing.
他需要我 He needs me.
他真的需要我 Like, he really needs me.
比任何人都需要我 Like, beyond how anyone's every needed me before.
不 海莉 他只是依赖你 好吗 No, Haley, he's dependent on you, okay?
你为他做的所有事将来都帮不了他 And you doing all these things for him, is not going to help him in the future.
我是说 这只会让他更加依赖你 I mean, it's only going to make him more dependent on you.
对不起 这就像亚当和马克林的关系一样 Sorry, it's just like Adam and Marklin's relationship.
他没能进入布朗大学 He didn't get into Brown.
很好 他永远都不会成功的 Good. He never would have made it.
我从来没有养过狗 I've never owned a dog.
我连一颗多肉都养不活 I can't keep a single succulent alive.
我不希望有一天他们发现我的尸体 I don't want them to find my body someday
在一堆纽约客杂志 under a pile of New Yorker magazines
猫毛和外卖盒下面 and cat hair and take-out containers.
你甚至没读过纽约客杂志 You don't even read New Yorker magazine.
卡米 我是认真的 Cammy, I'm being serious.
好吧 是的 我知道这很糟糕 Okay, yeah, I know it sucks,
但你唯一能做的就是 but the only thing you could do is just
每天抱着最好的愿望醒来 wake up every day and hope for the best.
我要吐了 Ugh, I'm going to throw up in my mouth.
- 真是百感交集 - 我爱你 卡米 - This is way too many feelings... - I love you, Cammy.
好吧 Okay.
谢谢 Thanks.
说到呕吐 Oh, speaking of throwing up.
为什么对她来说这么容易 Why is it so easy for her?
容易吗 她要离婚了 Easy? She's getting divorced.
没错 是这样 Mm. Yeah, there's that.
我想 我也应该这样做 I guess, I should too.
什么 What?
与斯科特·詹姆斯分手 Divorce Scott James.
我想你确实应该这么做 Oh, I guess you should.
- 是的 - 不 - Yes. - No, do.
看来你们俩很合得来 Looked like you two were really hitting it off.
我敢打赌他对 I bet he knows so much about the decline
食品卡车的衰落了如指掌 of the food truck movement.
这很美味 Mm, this is so delicious.
他谈论的只有冰淇淋 That is all he talked about.
冰淇淋 冰淇淋 我对冰淇淋了解很多 Ice cream, ice cream. I know so much about ice cream.
不过 他确实有个大计划 He does have big plans, though.
他想扩展到奥斯汀 底特律 He wants to expand to Austin, Detroit and it just...
真是沉迷冰淇淋 It's just, what a snoozefest.
至少他不住在车里 At least he doesn't live in his vehicle.
他也不是一个未成年人 And he's not a minor.
天啊 单身真糟糕 伙计们 我不知道你们是怎么做到的 God, being single sucks, you guys. I don't know how you do it.
真的不能这样 It's not really a choice.
这和我还是个小姑娘时所想的不一样 Yeah, it's not like when I was a little girl, I had a dream of just
总是渴望参加各种各样的约会 having dates with an endless parade of cautionary tales.
- 是啊 我嫉妒你和达蒙的关系 - 我们现在分手了 - Yeah, I'm jealous of what you and Damon have. - Had.
还有马克林和亚当的关系 And what Adam and Marklin have.
我不认为你们都明白 I don't think you all get it.
尽管有这么多问题 还是有人在等你 Despite all the problems, you still have someone there for you.
是啊 你却想谋杀等你的人 Yeah, someone you want to murder.
我会杀掉那个想谋杀她的人 Oh, I would kill to murder someone.
瞧 亚当要出院了 Oh, look, Adam's getting discharged.
这未免也太快了 That was quick.
给 给他这个 Here, give him this.
好吧 虽然他不是飓风受害者 但看起来很酷 Okay, he's not a hurricane victim, but cool.
是的 只是头上有一个肿块 Yeah, it's just a bump on the head.
听着 这很有趣 姑娘们 但是 Listen, this has been fun, girls, but...
我得去吞下一瓶抗抑郁药 I've gotta go swallow a bottle of Lexapro.
我也去 Ooh! I'll come join you.
我有一些文件需要作为他医疗代理人的你来签字 I have some paperwork for you to sign as his medical proxy.
我想我已经签过字了 Uh, I think I already signed it.
我们没有收到关于签遗嘱的指示 We don't have instructions for the DNR.
好吧 Okay. Um...
他不愿苏醒过来 He doesn't want to be revived,
所以我能签这个吗 so I can sign this one?
不打扰你了 Not to bother you,
但我喜欢看《细节者》 but, I love The Detailist.
我上个月买的 I got these last month.
我们让他过得很舒服 如果这能让你好受一点的话 We've made him very comfortable, if it's any consolation.
谢谢你 Thank you.
你还没告诉亚当吧 You haven't told Adam yet.
没有 No.
我本来要去告诉他的 但是我还没有 I was going to, then I just didn't.
因为我以为他会好起来的 'Cause I thought he was gonna get better.
整个局面会自行变好的 This whole situation would resolve itself
而现在已经无法收拾了 and now it's just so huge.
我是说 你们一起度过了那么多时光 I mean, you guys did spend all that time together.
你和卡尔 You and Karl.
我不能把这一切告诉亚当 I can't tell Adam about all this.
你是你前男友的医疗代理人 That you are your ex's medical proxy
你刚刚签了他的遗嘱 and you just signed his DNR?
是的 你不能 Yeah, you don't.
我不想再这样了 I don't want to do that anymore.
你真的把自己置于了一个棘手的境地 You really put yourself in a tricky position, boo.
亚当认为我有外遇 Adam thinks I'm having an affair.
谎言 外遇 Lies, an affair.
两个都很糟糕 Both are pretty shitty.
我想我爱卡尔胜过爱亚当 I think I love Karl more than Adam.
爱一个不在身边的人总是很容易的 It's always easy to love someone who's unavailable.
相信我 Trust me.
别捏造你的过去 好吗 Don't curate your past, okay?
卡尔和我只是在某种程度上合得来 Karl and I just fit together, somehow.
比亚当还志趣相投 More than Adam.
我注定单身 I should just be single.
也许 Maybe.
- 真的吗 - 我他妈不知道 - Really? - I don't fucking know.
为什么每个人都认为我对生活有奇妙的回答 Why does everyone think I have the magical answers to life
就像他们对人际关系有特殊处理一样 as they pertain to relationships?
为什么那么说 Why is that?
该死 我他妈不知道 你真是弄得一团糟 Goddamn, I fucking don't. You're a mess.
是 我真是太不爱干净了 I am. I am so messy.
- 我需要一把扫帚 - 我真的太不整洁了 - I need a broom. - I am so messy.
- 我也是 - 该死 - So am I. - Oh, shit!
亚当 Adam.
你要翻阅每一本书吗 You gonna go through every single book?
好吧 这里面的有些书上面有笔记 Well, some of them had notes in them.
看 See?
亲爱的 Honey.
这叫做情感切割 This is called emotional cutting.
结束了 It's closure.
把那个给我 Give me that.
亚当 我无法想象没有太阳或没有你的日子 "Adam, I can't imagine a day without the sun, or without you."
- 快来看 - 这真甜蜜 - Come on. - It's sweet.
都是废话 把它扔了 If you like crap. Toss it.
扔掉 快点 把它扔了 Toss it. Come on, toss it!
- 我会的 - 我把我的烧毁了 - I will. - I burned mine.
这感觉很棒 This feels good.
这个怎么处置呢 What about this?
二手货 Uh, Goodwill.
我在易趣上花了40块钱买的 I got it for, like, 40 bucks on eBay.
或者留着吧 我也不知道 Or keep it, or keep it, I don't know.
不要 不要 No, no, no.
我们得继续生活 好吗 该放手了 We're moving on, okay? Gotta let it go.
天啊 怎么那么多废话 God, there's so much shit.
马克林是对的 就像是另一个时代的博物馆 Marklin was right. It's like a museum to another time.
你想要卖掉房子 You wanted to sell the house,
没人想买 现在他们想买了 所以你的任务完成了 no one wanted to buy it, now they did, and so, you're done.
讽刺的是 现在我终于做到了 已经太晚了 It's ironic that now that I've finally done it, it's too late.
听我说 现在还不算太晚 因为房子没卖 Listen to me, it's not too late because the house wasn't sold.
说太晚了是因为他和你一样 都已经陷进去了 It's too late because he's just as stuck as you are
他太固执了不肯承认 好吗 and he's too stubborn to admit it, okay?
马克林是卡尔唯一一个希望帮他结束生命的人 Marklin is the only person Karl had to fucking pull the fucking plug?
他没有帮他拔掉氧气面罩 He's not pulling the plug.
你知道我是什么意思 You know what I mean.
快点 亚当 快他妈的疯起来吧 Come on, Adam, get mad for fuck's sake!
我疯了 我和他分手了 I am mad. I broke up with him.
好吧 如果这叫发疯 我想看到更猛烈的 Okay, if this is mad, I'd like to see furious.
我已经处于暴怒之中了 I am furious.
- 拜托 - 我已经很愤怒了 好吗 - Please! - I am, okay?
- 神啊 - 你需要我揍你吗 因为我会揍你的 - God! - Do you need me to smack you? 'Cause I will.
- 不要 - 我会的 - No. - 'Cause I will.
天哪 这感觉真好 My God, that felt so good.
是的 是的 Yes! Yes!
我们再砸碎一点东西吧 再砸碎一点东西 Let's break some more shit. Let's break some more shit.
把那些都弄烂 Get all that shit.
- 他们太丑了 - 是的 给我天鹅 还有猫头鹰 - They're so ugly. - Yes, get the swan, get the owl.
- 好的 没问题 - 还有那只小马 - Okay, all right. - Get that tiny horse.
我开始有点担心了 I am starting to get a little bit worried.
- 我们走吧 我们会做大的 - 嗯 - Let's go. We're gonna get big. - Huh?
天哪 Oh, God!
这感觉太好了 That felt really good.
这次会是更猛烈的碰撞 准备好了吗 Oh, my God. This one's going to be a bigger crash, ready?
当然 Oh, yes!
继续 我还没尽兴 Keep going. I'm not done.
- 这很有趣 - 对 - Oh, this is fun. - Yes.
不 你不想... No, you don't want to...
对不起 我想留着这个 Sorry, I want to keep this.
天哪 是的 查理·布朗 Oh, God, yes. Charlie Brown.
我不能呼吸了 我要窒息了 I can't breathe. I can't breathe.
这感觉不错 Oh, that felt good.
你抓住我了 You got me.
天啊 Oh, God.
最后一个 Last one.
就像是囤积者 It's like on Hoarders.
我们都得摆脱自己囤积的一部分东西 We all have to get rid of parts of ourselves.
这才叫成长 It's called growth.
我不是囤积者 I'm not a hoarder.
好吧 你有足够的空间可以让你有一种 Well, you have the luxury of space which gives the illusion
没有囤积很多垃圾的错觉 of not holding on to a bunch of crap.
我该何去何从 Where am I gonna go?
如果我知道我们要分开 If I had known we were going to split up,
我会一直守在这里的 I would have held onto this place.
你现在是和我开玩笑吗 Are you kidding me right now?
不 不 不 No, no, no, no, no, no.
脱胎换骨的亚当 New Adam.
而不是那个老旧陈腐的亚当 Not old Adam.
来吧 Come on.
拜托 你得向我保证我们都是... Come on, you gotta promise me that we're both...
我们都只会继续前进 We're both only going to move forward.
我保证 I promise.
是吗 Yeah?
很好 Good.
向前看吧 Forward.
- 嘿 爸爸 对不起我迟到了 - 亚当 - Hey, Dad. Sorry I'm late. - Adam.
很好 你看起来棒极了 Okay. You look fabulous.
谢谢您 您也是 Thank you. You too.
你的继母 好像还不错 Well, your stepmom, okay?
她带着我骑自行车 She's got me riding the bicycle,
给房子涂鸦 painting the house,
甚至还做了点园艺 even doing a little gardening, okay?
我擅长园艺 I got my green thumb.
但愿你的手腕不要软弱无力 Hopefully not a limp wrist.
这是我儿子亚当 怎么样 一个著名的艺术家 This is my son, Adam, okay? The famous artist.
- 你需要什么 - 早安 - What can I get you? - Ah! Top of the morning to you.
这是一家意大利餐馆 爸爸 It's an Italian restaurant, Dad.
- 来一罐无糖可乐 - 无糖可乐 - Just a Diet Coke, please. - A Diet Coke?
- 先生 - 我很好 - Sir? - I'm good.
- 你需要一点时间独处吗 - 是的 谢谢 - You need a moment? - Yes, please. Thank you.
我得教训约翰 I got to hit the John.
喝了很多水 到处乱跑 Been drinking a lot of water. All this running around.
好吧 Okay.
马克林 我们可以谈谈吗
我发誓 城里的厕所 I swear, the bathrooms in the city
正变得越来越小 are getting smaller.
我在广播城清下水道的时候 Back when I did the plumbing at Radio City, okay,
那里一整面墙都是厕所 there were walls of toilets.
那么多厕所 意味着你永远都不用等 Walls. You never had to wait.
这是餐厅 不是音乐厅 This is a restaurant, not a concert hall.
是的 Yeah.
你的画怎么样 马克林怎么样 How's the painting? How's Marklin?
你知道 他们在我们当地的报纸上对他进行了报道 You know, they profiled him in our local paper.
他们还提到了你 They mentioned you,
但他们没说任何关于你的艺术的事情 but they didn't say anything about your art.
爸爸 Dad...
马克林和我 Marklin and I...
谢谢你 Thank you.
我跟你说过我儿子 一个著名的艺术家 对吧 I told you about my son, the famous artist, right?
是的 你说过 Yes, you did.
当他还是个孩子的时候 When he was a kid, okay?
他常常偷偷溜进城里去苏荷街 He used to sneak into the city to go to SoHo.
非常自由 只需要几分钟 Lot of freedom. Just need a few more minutes.
确实 Absolutely.
- 你不能那样做 - 什么 - You can't do that. - What?
以我儿子为荣 Be proud of my son?
- 让每个人感觉... - 感觉什么 - Make everyone feel... - Feel what?
爸爸 我知道你很骄傲 Dad, I know you're proud,
但你不能为难别人 but you can't put people on the spot.
我没有为难他 I didn't put him on the spot.
- 他只是令人印象深刻 - 你让我很尴尬 - He was impressed. - You put me on the spot.
我不喜欢谈论我自己 I don't like to talk about myself.
我从汽车协会中学到的 You know, I learned from my AA,
你必须接受自己 you gotta own who you are.
你不必道歉 You can't apologize.
我没想道歉 I don't want to apologize.
你的汽车协会 Your AA?
每早七点 Every morning, 7 o'clock.
- 每天早上 - 是的 - Every morning? - Yeah.
只要你肯努力就能成功 It works if you work it.
没错 我知道这些口号 Yeah, I know the slogans.
阿尔·阿农也用它们 Al-Anon uses them too.
那很好 爸爸 That's great, Dad.
好吧 说了够多关于我的事了 好吗 Well, enough about me, okay?
我什么时候能来参加一个大型的画廊开幕式 When do I get to come to a big gallery opening?
拉韦拉现在有个展 Uh, Ravella has a show now.
我不在乎她 我说的是你 I don't care about her. I'm talking about you.
- 我儿子将会成为下一个毕加索 - 爸爸 - My son is going to be the next Picasso. - Dad!
我会让你知道的 I'll let you know.
别勉强 亚当 Don't settle, Adam.
别像我那样 Not like I did.
你值得这一切 You deserve it all.
- 嗨 - 你好 - Hi. - Hi.
我来之前给你发过短信了 I texted you before I came.
好吧 我就在附近 Well, I was in the neighborhood
我带来了一些咖啡和你喜欢的面包圈 and I brought some coffee and those bagels you like.
我们应该先拍下来吗 Should we photograph them first?
哈哈 Ha-ha!
谢谢 Thank you.
进来吧 Come in.
- 确定吗 - 是的 - Sure? - Yeah.
你需要搭把手吗 Do you need a hand?
不用 我能行 No, I'm good.
你知道你可以在家洗澡 You know you can shower at home.
- 来吧 - 我抓住了 - Come on. - I've got it.
抓住底部 抓住底部 Hold the bottom, hold the bottom.
- 我知道 - 他妈的 - I've got it. - Shit!
该死 Damn it.
作为一个水管工的儿子 这真是太糟糕了 For the son of a plumber, this is pretty busted.
你要停止这种胡说八道回家吗 Are you going to stop this nonsense and come home?
家在哪儿 Where's home?
向房主开出了条件的那个公寓吗 Pulled the offer on the apartment.
你是对的 You were right.
不是我们的 是我的 Wasn't going to be ours, it was going to be mine.
你不必那么做 You didn't have to do that.
是的 我做了 Yeah, I did.
这一切是什么时候变得如此糟糕 When did this all turn into shit?
不是全部都那么糟糕 Not all of it.
我想给你看点东西 I want to show you something.
这是拉维拉的 Is that Ravella's?
等等 你是不是 Wait, did you...
是的 我留了一个 Yeah, I kept one.
这是你的 This is yours?
这是个开始 It's a start.
这太棒了 It's fantastic.
你在做什么呢 What are you doing?
你想获得荣誉吗 You wanna do the honors?
不是她的 也不是我的 It's not hers. It's not mine.
亚当 不 Adam, no.
是的 我甚至不知道我为什么留着它 Yeah, I don't even know why I kept it.
我可能永远也卖不出去 I could probably never sell it.
只是不知为什么让我觉得安心罢了 Just made me feel safe somehow.
就像那套北部乡村的房子 Like the house upstate.
我不会那么说的 I wasn't gonna say that.
我想说 对我来说 I was gonna say, like the new apartment,
就像新公寓一样 for me.
就像卡尔一样 Like Karl.
你为卡尔做了什么 What you did for Karl...
照顾人 马克林 那是... Taking care of people, Marklin, that's...
那就是我爱上你的全部原因 That's the whole reason that I fell in love with you.
就这样陷进去了 我... And just walking in on it, I...
我希望你能照顾好我 I want you to take care of me
与此同时我也会照顾好你的 and I want to take care of you.
但我们假装不需要照顾 But we pretend that we don't need that.
我在医院说的那些话 我真的很沮丧 What I said at the hospital... I was really upset.
我知道 我也是 I know. Me too.
我不完美 I'm not perfect.
永远不会变得完美 Never gonna be.
和你在一起 我变得无限接近完美 With you, I get pretty close.
同样的 与你在一起的时候 Same. With you.
我和一个照顾晚期病人的人分手了 And I broke up with someone caring for a terminal patient.
这不那么完美 That's not so perfect.
卡尔怎么样了 How is Karl?
显而易见的是 他正在恢复健康 Remarkably, he's rallying.
真好 我很高兴 Good. I'm so glad.
那现在怎么办 So now what?
天啊 Holy shit!
这感觉很棒 Wow! That feels good.
该你了 Your turn.
你知道 我需要这些画布 You know, I am gonna need these canvases for me.
这真的很不错 It's really good.
我们拭目以待 We'll see.
谢谢你 海莉 为了你做的这一切 Well, thanks, Haley, for everything.
你是完全靠自己做到的 Oh, you got in on your own.
我的意思是 不是布朗大学 I mean, it's not Brown.
但你知道 宾大是一个不错的保底学校 No, but, you know, Penn's not a bad safety school.
这根本不是保底学校 Well, it's not a safety school at all.
是的 它不是 我知道 Yeah, no. I know.
但重要的是 这是你靠自己考上的 But the important thing is, you did it on your own.
就是这样 对吧 That's it, huh?
我们最好快点 开车有点远 We better hurry. It's a bit of a drive.
没关系 对吧 It's okay, right?
是啊 我只是开玩笑说宾大是保底学校 Oh, yeah, I was just kidding about Penn being a safety school.
一切都很好 It's more than okay.
我是说卡丽娜 Well, I mean about Karina.
天啊 当然 Oh, God, yes.
不错 Good.
好吧 谢谢 海莉 Well, thanks, Haley.
要授人以渔 For teaching a man how to fish
而不仅仅是授人以鱼 and not just filleting the fish.
确实 Sure.
- 快过来 - 好的 来了 - Come here. - Okay, yeah.
不 Nope.
多么了不起的杰作啊 What a piece of work.
他已经可以自力更生了 He's never gonna be able to fish on his own.
你让他进了宾夕法尼亚大学 You got him into Penn.
好吧 Okay.
用那些镜子 Use those mirrors.
该死的 Goddamnit.
你好 我知道地图上说走第九大道 Hi! I know the map says take 9th Avenue,
但如果你走西区公路 but if you take Westside Highway,
会有特别的惊喜 that would be amazing.
你想怎样走都行 Any way you want.
我不知道现在发生了什么 I don't know what's happening right now.
我在你附近转了好几天 I circled your block for days,
等着你终于登录上软件叫车 waiting for you to finally log in for a ride.
那么... So...
- 那是... - 什么 - That is, um... - Yeah?
看起来有点吓人 但非常甜 That's a little creepy, but very sweet.
你找到工作了 You got a job.
我总得付房租吧 Well, I've got to pay my rent somehow, right?
- 房租 - 是啊 - Rent? Wow! - Yep.
- 好吧 现在 - 这都要感谢你 - All right, now. - It was all thanks to you.
还有我的神经混乱 And my neurological confusion.
- 我要迟到了 - 好吧 - I'm gonna be late. - Okay.
这太奇怪了 This is so weird.
放松 Relax.
你知道 我在你的网站上买了这条领带 You know, I actually bought this tie on your website.
你怎么这么笨 Why are you such a dick?
- 我们正在做这个 对吧 - 是的 - We're doing this, right? - Yes.
是的 Yes, we are.
很好 Good.
开始吧 Here goes.
你是下一个 You're next, huh?
我们拭目以待 Uh, we'll see.
得了吧 你们在一起很多年了 Come on! You've been together for years.
不 这是我们第一次约会 Nah, this is our first date.
那好吧 Okay.
是的 不是吗 It is, isn't it?
新的开始 Fresh start.
好极了 Bingo.
太棒了 Bingo.
我得走了 你也是 I gotta go. So do you.
那是真的 That's true.
- 看起来不错 姑娘 - 对 - Looking good, girl. - Yes!
谢谢你 Thank you.
尽弃前嫌 重新开始 Clean slate.
向前看吧 Forward.
迫不及待了 对吧 Why wait, right?
对吗 Right?